Tumblingondown©


Hello, I'm Alex.

I post things that are funny.

Anonymous asked: You should post a life update so people don't think you're Tumblr dead.

Hello everyone, I am not dead, how are you?

Anonymous asked: Do u treat ur penis with care

Yes, I keep it in a safe.

My most popular post is a gif of some kids spilling shit, it has nearly 200,000 notes. It has a two word caption and I stole it off the internet.

The posts I make arduously on photoshop and spend hours trying to think of witty and hilarious captions? Not even 100, not even.

What is life?

  • family: why won't you come with us?
  • me: there must always be a stark at winterfell

a canadian family dinner

  • mom: please pass me the maple syrup so i can pour it all over my poutine
  • daughter: sure mom, here you go
  • mom: thank u
  • daughter: thanks
  • mom: thanks!
  • daughter: sorry
  • mom: its okay, im sorry
  • daughter: no no no im sorry
  • dad: im sorry
  • mom: sorry
  • dad: sorry
  • daughter: sorry
  • pet moose: sorry
  • dad: please pass the bagged milk
  • daughter: here dad, sorry
  • dad: sorry
  • mom: sorry
  • daughter: sorry for saying sorry
  • mom: its okay
  • daughter: im sorry
10knotes:

Flamingos take refuge in a bathroom at Miami-Metro Zoo, Sept. 14, 1999 as tropical-storm force winds from Hurricane Floyd approached the Miami area.
"you’re actually like, really really pretty"
"i’m not just saying this because i’m drunk, i’m so glad we’re friends"
Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

10knotes:

Flamingos take refuge in a bathroom at Miami-Metro Zoo, Sept. 14, 1999 as tropical-storm force winds from Hurricane Floyd approached the Miami area.

"you’re actually like, really really pretty"

"i’m not just saying this because i’m drunk, i’m so glad we’re friends"

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(via ktylntn)